The Sunday Night Fade Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Osborn finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Osborn drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.