The Dropped Pass Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Osborn was due a breakout.
- Osborn gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
89%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Osborn, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.