The Hamstring Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Osborn gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Osborn's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.