The Shadow Coverage Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Osborn was due a breakout.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Osborn's stadium. Only over Osborn.
87%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Osborn drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.