The Snap Count Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Osborn gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
86%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Osborn's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.