The Out-of-Bounds Hex of K.J. Osborn
K.J. Osborn · TEN · WR
“Osborn's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Osborn's week
- Osborn runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Osborn gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
90%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Osborn's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse K.J. Osborn in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If K.J. Osborn is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing K.J. Osborn actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.