The Fumble Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- Monangai finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Monangai's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.