The Fumble Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
77%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Monangai's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.