The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Monangai gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
76%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Monangai, Monangai, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.