The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- Coach says Monangai is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
74%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Monangai scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.