The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Monangai gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Monangai, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.