The Stuffed Run Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- Monangai breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
89%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Monangai's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.