The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A mysterious flag erases Monangai's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Monangai, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.