The Snap Count Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
- Monangai's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
76%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Monangai drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.