The Late Scratch Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Monangai gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rutgers's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Browns fan
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Monangai scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.