The Phantom Flag Hex of Kyle Monangai
Kyle Monangai · CHI · RB
“Coach says Monangai is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Monangai's week
- Monangai gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Rutgers's biggest rival.
- Monangai is already "Out" with that toe. The witch only has to push gently.
84%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Monangai drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Monangai in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Monangai is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Monangai actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.