The Inch-Short Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Williams is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Williams's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.