The Phantom Holding Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Ref: "Number Williams, that's a flag." Williams: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Williams is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Williams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.