The Inch-Short Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The QB looks at Williams exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
86%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Williams drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.