The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Patriots down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.