The Butter-Finger Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Williams gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Williams drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.