The Butter-Finger Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington State's biggest rival.
- Williams tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.