The Butter-Finger Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Williams is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
74%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.