The Hamstring Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Williams will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Williams, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.