The Phantom Holding Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Williams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.