The Shadow Coverage Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington State's biggest rival.
- Williams is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Williams, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.