The Butter-Finger Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Williams gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Williams, Williams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.