The Inch-Short Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington State's biggest rival.
- Williams gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
81%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.