The Inch-Short Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“The QB looks at Williams exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Williams's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.