The Hamstring Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.
- A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.