The Butter-Finger Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington State's biggest rival.
- Williams gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
89%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Williams's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.