The Butter-Finger Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.