The Inch-Short Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.