The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.
- The broadcast shows Williams on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Williams's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.