The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kyle Williams
Kyle Williams · NE · WR
“The QB looks at Williams exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Williams's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Williams was due a breakout.
74%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kyle Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kyle Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kyle Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.