The Inch-Short Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McConkey finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
McConkey, McConkey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.