The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- The QB looks at McConkey exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- McConkey drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
75%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McConkey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.