The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“The broadcast shows McConkey on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ref: "Number McConkey, that's a flag." McConkey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McConkey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.