The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- McConkey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McConkey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.