The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
- McConkey is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
84%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McConkey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.