The Late Scratch Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- McConkey will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McConkey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.