The Inch-Short Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McConkey, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.