The Late Scratch Hex of Ladd McConkey
Ladd McConkey · LAC · WR
“McConkey is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McConkey's week
- McConkey gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- McConkey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McConkey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ladd McConkey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ladd McConkey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ladd McConkey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.