The Hamstring Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Krieg trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Krieg will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Krieg's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.