The Mystery Tweak Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Krieg is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Krieg, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.