The Shank Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Krieg is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Krieg, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.