The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Krieg warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
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-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Krieg, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.