The Upright Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The broadcast shows Krieg on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Krieg's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.