The Upright Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“Krieg makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Krieg is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Krieg trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
79%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Krieg's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.