The Wind Hex of Lenny Krieg
Lenny Krieg · GB · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Krieg is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Krieg's week
- Krieg gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Krieg. Krieg does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
81%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Krieg drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lenny Krieg in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lenny Krieg is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lenny Krieg actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.